Firebox’s four-foot willy pillow flies off shelves – as the brand jokes ‘it’ll keep you warm on long lonely nights’ – The Sun

Firebox’s four-foot willy pillow flies off shelves – as the brand jokes ‘it’ll keep you warm on long lonely nights’ – The Sun

October 8, 2019 By mediabest

IF a hot water bottle just wasn’t doing the trick anymore you can now buy a four-foot long penis shaped pillow to see you through the winter nights.

Makers Firebox claim the novelty cushion – called Pierre – is here to ‘keep you warm on long lonely nights’.

The e-tailer responded to calls for an even bigger Pierre, as shoppers “weren’t satisfied” with the existing sizes on offer, adding “you like it large, we get that”.

Jumbo Pierre the body pillow now joins the existing range of ‘world’s smallest Pierre the penis’, ‘Pierre the penis pillow’, and even a ‘giant Pierre the penis’.

This larger-than-life version will set you back £39.99, but did we mention how adorable he is?

Pierre is described as: “We’ve supersized everyone’s favourite adorable penis just to suit you.

  • Jumbo Pierre the Penis Body Pillow, Firebox, £39.99 – buy now

“Don’t worry, he’s still got his cute little face, just on a much much bigger appendage.

“He must have been flaccid before because now he’s four feet of pure magnificent shaft.

“Quite possibly the biggest d**k in the world, jumbo Pierre will keep you warm on long lonely nights for as long as you need him.”

Firebox adds the Pierre pillow is designed for cuddling, and shoppers are snapping up the giant appendage, with the online store confirming they sell a penis-themed item once every two hours.

If you’re looking for more pillows, Dunelm is selling cuddle cushions in a cosy teddy fleece.

And Nanu is selling pillows especially designed for your height and weight.

If you really need some shut-eye, shoppers are raving about Poundland’s £1 lavender spray.

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